Yesterday saw Apple’s super-duper ‘September 9 Special Event.’ We all knew what was coming. The iPhone 6 being bigger, to meet up to the consumer’s expectations of wanting to keep an entire freaking window pane in their pocket, and the confirmation of Apple’s smart-watch, aptly-titled the ‘Apple Watch,’ which Timmy Cook never referred to as being a ‘smart-watch.’ Regardless, I REALLY WANT IT- GAH.
So this is how the stream looked to begin with. I was concerned as to whether I’d get to see the keynote in lovely HD, which I didn’t. You may have seen the hashtag ‘#ThingsBetterThanAppleLive’ (which I actually didn’t, I was too busy trying to watch it), as the first hour or so of the KeyNote completely failed. It was jumping backwards through time so frequently it was as if there was a weeping angel tickling it, and also had an oriental translation track playing louder than the master audio. Turns out the cock-up was caused by the live text underneath the embedded stream screwing up said stream. It’s something HTML-y that was the problem, so don’t ask me to explain any more about the problems. It was annoying having to hit ‘refresh’ every ten seconds as the video would freeze, only to leave the audio gallivanting off unaware.
Moving on, the iPhone 6, the iPhone 6 Plus, Apple Pay, and the Apple Watch were announced, to heaps of appreciation, and of course, piss. By piss, I mean the streams of steamy liquid heading to Apple’s hefty bonfire from the keyboards of internet trolls, and general faggot-y people. Samsung have been making waves in the past year by releasing more normal household objects with LCD screens and Twitter integration, and of course, the tea-tray sized mobile phones, that make people look like they’re talking into a shiny concrete slab. The Galaxy Gear and Samsung Galaxy Sx/Note series have been pretty much on-par with Apple on the Android side of things, and they’re pretty well-received. As soon as Apple release their equivalents, bring the hate. As per usual.
Thankfully, the whole “somebody copied this person etc.” appears to have died out more between Apple and Samsung. ‘Copying’ happens all the time. Think of Finding Nemo vs Shark Tale, and/or Madagascar vs In The Wild, and so on and so forth. The Apple Watch hasn’t come under much scrutiny, as the different control system, i.e. the ‘digital crown’ replacing almost entire touch screen control, makes the Apple Watch more cleverly-designed compared to the others as you’re not constantly blocking the small screen with your fingers- yadda-yadda-yadda.
The thing that is most annoying about the interwebs reacting to Apple’s newest ‘innovations,’ is of course the iPhone 6 PLUS. Not the normal one, because now that’s conforming to the usual standard of obnoxiously-sized mobile phones. The ‘plus’ has a Retina HD screen, at 5.5″ diagonally. That’s just shy of the Samsung Galaxy Note at 5.7″. Strangely however, you don’t see people making wise-cracks at being better off buying a 7″ Galaxy Tab “chortle, chortle, chortle.” Of course, Apple being Apple, the
wise arse-crack comment of being better off with an iPad Mini is tasteless, dated, and old.
So as much as I rant and rant about it, Apple are always going to have a barrage of hate directed at them regardless of what they do. Admittedly, this was the biggest iPhone change yet, and I respect them for it. It was time the iPhone at looked at least a little different. I do however, really like the chiseled design of the 4/4S/5/5S. I am wanting to move in to the 6 era, just with the 4.7. Mainly so I can aspire to get the Apple Watch. I like my watches, and my (Apple) tech. It’s like a brainchild. Mmm… Smart Watch. I’m not exactly itching to move on, as the 3.5″ 4S I’ve had for around a year and a half, has served me very well.
One thing I did see/learn this week, is that haters, want to be/own what they hate on. Take that internet.